Triple Dunny

And there are so many AWESOME things to do that it makes me sick. Sick to my stomach. China is awesome, they make iPhones. Tea is awesome it keeps me healthy like a badger. Gym is awesome 'cause I can KLAP IT. And pie is awesome, as its pie.

On Ode to Pie:

Crust, heat trapped inside the brim. A lid of meat surrounds my pie. Where will it take my mouth. Volcanic heat melts my palate and the pie beats me once more .

Like a fish out of water, then you need to create a portable fishbowl. Genius.

Is fun but when you are writing all day long and the sticky vein of creativty is sapped dry, it no longer becomes a pleasure it becomes a chore.I like having friends who write, I like being in a creative environment and I enjoy free pie. Think about it. Free. Pie. 

My desk is a mountain of gadgets, all rubbish to luddites but for me it's the end of the rainbow. Tablets, Nintendo handheld consoles, dead birds. It's all there. Even the dead birds. Time for toast.

Black hair of hipster

Eats dry peanuts next to me

He grunts. Bags empty.

Glad to know that my readers have still stuck around through the thick and thin. Some of you are thick, others are indeed thin. 

Pizza was made without thought

Cheese and tomato

Press it against your face, smile J

Monday is a sullen whore. She shakes you voilantly awake, pisses between your eyes and eats your breakfast while laughing at you between each crunchy spoonful. Also, tired. 

Hello all,

The book goes well, and as a test of its strengths I am submitting it to Penquin to see if they will accept it. Just a shot in the dark, but hey - I love dark shooting. All Penquin requires is a full synopsis, as well as the first three chapters. Thankfully I have six or so chapters so it is a doodle. In three to four months I will find out if I had succedded or not. It's go time.

On and on the writing goes. When I'll stop, only I know. Should be finished with a significant part of the story by Monday. If I can escape into a bubble of safety that is.